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	Who Am I, and What Do I Do? My name is Nathan Hood, and I used to have a graphics business. I am retired now, and I really don't know why I have this site. Anyway, I was born up north during the Great Blizzard of '73 in a log cabin I built myself. That puts me in my late 20s or early 30s, depending on how good you are at math. After 12 years of walking up hill both ways to school and back everyday in four feet of snow, I decided to move south and get into the graphics business. This was the only career I could think of that would allow me to work all day from home in my underwear while listening to The Rolling Stones and eating peanut butter directly from the jar. So here I am in my studio in Oklahoma, overlooking the majestic Tulsa Mountains, doing just that. I get to design all sorts of stuff ranging from web sites & animations to book covers & product labels. There's never a dull moment around here, and I really enjoy what I do.	*Featured Project: All Aboard!* Go see "All Aboard" Look At Past Features

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Eminent Tulsa Humanitarian Distraught After Mysterious Blaze Sweeps Through Museum Of Oily Rags- Baffled Investigators Suspect Foul Play

KIEFER, Okla., April 1, 2005 (NP) – Kiefer residents who were gathered for the grand opening of what promised to be a source of great civic pride watched in stunned horror as the Greater Kiefer Museum Of Oily Rags burned to the ground in a matter of minutes in front of a crowd of over 300 flabbergasted onlookers. The museum erupted into a horrendous blazing inferno at around 3:03 PM, only minutes after the conclusion of an incredibly energetic ribbon cutting ceremony which included eight juggling cats, three tap dancing sloths, and a positively rip-roaring performance of “Friends In Low Places” by an unidentified chubby middle-aged Stetson hat-wearing white man from Owasso.

The fire was so intense that by 3:17 all that remained of the ill-fated museum was a single exhibit called “Asbestos Through The Ages” on loan from the Center For The Study Of Non-Combustible Carcinogens. Interestingly, the giant novelty scissors used to cut the ribbon also survived, as they too were made entirely of asbestos. But those two bright points aside, what we’re talking about here is an honest-to-Rick good old fashioned full blown conflagration. Not surprisingly, the local Up In Smoke film festival was immediately canceled...CONTINUED

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